Here’s some awful Christmas rap. Happy Holidays!

Christmas music is pretty wack, even in hip-hop. There isn’t much to choose from in the way of festive rap classics, but we’ve done our best to list a few of the best from a very bad bunch. Some you’ll know, others you might have forgotten, some you may never even have heard before. Consider this our holiday gift to you. We won’t even ask for anything in return (perhaps a few shares would be a nice touch though).

Cold Chillin Christmas by the Juice Crew:

Santa’s Got a Muthafuckin’ Uzi by Mr. Lif:

Christmas in Hollis by Run D.M.C:

Merry Muthafuckin’ Xmas by Eazy-E: